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Three Contractors and the tunnel

There are three contractors – a German, an Italian and an Indian – bidding for a contract to build a tunnel ini Malaysia. During the interview, the German said, "We are very capable contractor . We have experience to dig the tunnel from the West to the East." The Italian said, "We have even better experience. We dig many tunnels from the north to the south. The Indian said, "We can build not just good tunnel but also very fast. We will dig from both ends dan it will meet in the middle." Then the Malaysia interviewer asked, " What about if it would not meet in the middle?" The Indian replied, " Then, Sir, you will have two tunnels with one price."